so like anyone wanna come over and smoke weed with...
I wish I could smoke with all of my tumblr followers whom also smoke weed.
I want to date a girl. I was thinking about it yesterday, and for some reason, this time more than ever I could really picture how much I could love it. This probably sounds dumb but whatever. I want to meet a cute girl. Or a cute boy, really, it doesn’t matter. As long as I like them cause really omg I am just lonely.
joshishollywood: God how fucking perfect would it be if they managed to bring the two deceased members of The Beatles back to life with amazing and inarguably ethical science and both of them are happy to be alive and nobody declares it an abomination. Everyone is happy. Their families are ecstatic, they are the chosen two for a modern miracle and the resulting joy of Paul and Ringo’s old...
gleerantings: Just the Heya portions of BTS: Dance With Somebody
And suddenly there was pizza!
Hey can we all just pretend that Tina Fey and I look similar enough for her to be my official celebrity look alike? Okay? Okay :)
I think so many straight edge boys are cute and I usually like the same music as them (which is totes important, you know), but I smoke so much weed and love partying that it just would not work out.
I lost a follower probs cause I was drunk tumblin and some party pooper didn’t like it. Fuck you, party pooper, I didn’t want you following me anyways >:D mwahahahaha note how this post is like, just as dumb (possibly dumber), than the drunk ones I made last night, right? haaaaaaaaaa
I love the posts people make when drunk. It’s so funny and expresses them in such a good different way. I feel dumb when I do it, though.
so like the other day
CVS gave me this coupon on my receipt for $1 off any pads, liners, or tampons, and that coupon reminded me that my period was coming soon but I wasn’t sure how soon and it just came today and I was like “omg CVS how did you know?” cause it’s creepy cause they actually keep track of that shit and know this is around the time of the month I buy tampons and shit cause like I...
facelessmarie: omg uterus sorry for not getting pregnant no need to throw a temper tantrum
lol i’m comparing tonight to summer and it is ironically pretty chilly out compared to the weather lately everyone went home and i’m bored meow and not too sleepy so like y’all should put stuff in my ask box okay :)?
sorry gaiz i’m drunk this is the drunkest i’ve been in a while yayyyyy tonight was fun. this is what summers are like :)